@ShanaRose21: 69 is the kamikaze of sex. If I'm going down, you're coming with me.
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@WetzelGeek: I knew this neighborhood was classy enough for me when I saw there is a "Pregnant Only" parking spot in front of the Liquor store.
@theshantilly: Him: I wanna be the man you fell in love with all those years ago. Me: You wanna be Ryan Reynolds?
@LeanneMacco: Any governments / terrorist groups looking to rule by fear should get some tips from spiders.
@NervousJr: Don't feel like going to the gym? Go to all your ex's facebook pages and see who they're dating now. Then go to the gym.