@ShanaRose21: 69 is the kamikaze of sex. If I'm going down, you're coming with me.
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@fluffysuse: There are three types of people: 1. Annoying people 2. Annoying people I am sleeping with 3. People I haven't met
@JohnLyonTweets: I've never literally been tortured but I have walked behind old people when I was in a hurry.
@erica_rosie: I used to wonder what it'd be like to read other people's minds. Then I got a Twitter account, and I'm over it.
@danielvisme: I'm not staying up all night to get lucky. If it doesn't happen by midnight, I'm going to bed.