@robin_991: 6yo: I wish I was a bird so I could poop on peoples heads.
7yo: why do you need to be a bird?
my 7yo is ready for twitter.
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@CloydRivers: Merica.
@nPhelendriqal: *Spoiler Alert* Siamese cats are just one cat, not two cats in one.
@Stevie_Talk: I've used my wife's conditioner even though she told me more than once not to. Because I'm a rebel. A rebel with coconut dream hair.
@batkaren: "Mom, I'm an adult. There's nothing left for you to show me." (*folds a fitted sheet*) "TEACH ME YOUR SORCERY, LINEN WIZARD"
@SoulYodeler: It takes a big man to admit his mistakes. It takes a bigger man to fix them. It takes an enormous man to close down a Chinese buffet. High-5
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