@robin_991: 6yo: I wish I was a bird so I could poop on peoples heads.
7yo: why do you need to be a bird?
my 7yo is ready for twitter.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@nPhelendriqal: Nice try, cheese graters, cheese is already great.
@SaddestFinger: how to fall down a long set of stairs: step 1) step 1 step 2) step 3 step 3) step 7 step 4) step 10 step 5) step 15 step 6) step 26
@SatansTongue: Where is your 1,000 word essay? "Right here" *pulls out selfie* That's a picture... "A picture is worth 1,000 words" *becomes valedictorian*
@wendyraepearce: If all my Facebook friends followed me on twitter, I'd be dragged to church for an exorcism.
@perrigame: Stop the Internet. I want to get off.
COMMENTS