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@robin_991: 6yo: I wish I was a bird so I could poop on peoples heads.
7yo: why do you need to be a bird?

my 7yo is ready for twitter.

6yo: I wish I was a bird so I could poop on peoples heads. 
7yo: why do you need to be a bird?

my 7yo is ready for twitter.

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