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@tchrquotes: 6yo:You can't eat chips before dinner!
Me:YOU can't. I'm a grown man. I do what I want.
*Wife walks in*: What's that?
Me:WHAT? NOTHING. Huh?

6yo:You can’t eat chips before dinner!
Me:YOU can’t. I’m a grown man. I do what I want.
*Wife walks in*: What’s that?
Me:WHAT? NOTHING. Huh?

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