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@MissHavisham: 7: Can I have a play date with Sally? She’s fun.
Me: Sure, but you know Mommy is the only girlfriend you can ever have, right?
Husband, walking by: Yeah, he’ll end up normal.

7: Can I have a play date with Sally? She’s fun. Me: Sure, but you know Mommy is the only girlfriend you can ever have, right? Husband, walking by: Yeah, he’ll end up normal.
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