Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

If bad ads/pop-ups are redirecting you, please take a screenshot and email it to [email protected]. Help us keep the site clean!

@kikdbakbitch: 7: I need a pet pig so I can always have bacon.

Me: There are some fundamental flaws in your plan but I like the way you think.

7: I need a pet pig so I can always have bacon.

Me: There are some fundamental flaws in your plan but I like the way you think.

COMMENTS