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@smilely_gal: 7: "Mama, if someone licked the treadmill, would that someone get sick?"
Me: "Are you the someone?"
7: "Maybe"

Holy hell.

7: “Mama, if someone licked the treadmill, would that someone get sick?”
Me: “Are you the someone?”
7: “Maybe”

Holy hell.

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