@moose_chocolate: "7 minutes in heaven" but just me locked in the closet with this burrito.
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@AnniemuMary: Take your glasses off. Hold them up to a light to see if they're dirty. Now try to do it with your mouth closed.
@bransonreese: Hate it when I'm fighting a guy and we create a cloud of dust and then he casually steps out and it's just me in there.
@Holy_Mowgli: car mechanic: I'm tired drummer: I'm beat pipe layer: I'm drained gardener: I'm bushed chef: I'm fried tailor: I'm worn plumber: I'm pooped