@moose_chocolate: "7 minutes in heaven" but just me locked in the closet with this burrito.
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@JohnASinclair: Do you accept Jesus Christ as your lord and saviour? No, sorry we only accept Visa or MasterCard.
@turtledumplin: Why do you look surprised in all your selfies? Didn't you know you were taking the picture?
@iGreenMonk: Wouldn't it be cool if Zombies & Vampires become human if we bite them first? Somebody needs to test that one.