@Cheeseboy22: 7 years ago to this day, I swallowed my gum and broke a mirror, so as you might imagine, this is a pretty big day for me.
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@FinnMcIver: everyone's always saying 'the good ones die young', 'god only takes the best'. so I must be immortal
@TheDreamGhoul: [inventing the parrot] HOW ABOUT LIKE A TYE DYE CHICKEN WHO SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU
@KKAlThani: Autocorrect just changed "what are your plans" to "plants". Yes autocorrect, I'm curious if they're growing roses or sunflowers?
@Bluestmoon_: I love waking up next to you, I say as I roll over and gently kiss my bag of Doritos