@Cheeseboy22: 7 years ago to this day, I swallowed my gum and broke a mirror, so as you might imagine, this is a pretty big day for me.
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@ericsshadow: Cop: license and registration. Me: I don't carry my drivers license so I don't lose it. Cop: where is it? Me: I have absolutely no idea.
@RegularFred: Pizza is like racism. America didn't invent it, but it's hard to find a country that does it better.
@FlyoverJoel: If people winked in real life as much as they do on the Internet, the world would be about 542.67% creepier.