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@Mr_Kapowski: 7 y/o daughter: Why don't they have tape for your burrito but you could eat the tape?

And now I know what Einstein's parents felt like

7 y/o daughter: Why don’t they have tape for your burrito but you could eat the tape?

And now I know what Einstein’s parents felt like

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