@Birdhumms: 70% of being married is just wondering which of us is going to benefit from the life insurance.
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@KalvinMacleod: DOCTOR: studies show that social media use reduces attention span ME: that's hard to believe DOCTOR: are you checking your phone? ME: what?
@jjhartinger: I'm curious about the first person who saw an egg drop out of a chicken & said, "I'm going to eat that."
@CM2BTTHD: My half-brothers had a Hungarian dad and an Eskimo dad. My dad was from Wales. Our dinner table was like the U.N...only with slapping.
@torrami: My parents and teachers told me I could be whatever I wanted to be but I'm 28 years old now and I'm still not a crime-fighting mermaid :(