@Birdhumms: 70% of being married is just wondering which of us is going to benefit from the life insurance.
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@TheToddWilliams: [2019 USA] "Where are you from?" -Trumpsylvania, how about you? "North Trumpkota"
@NicCageMatch: Overheard a woman telling another woman "It's $150 and she supplies all the turtles" and whatever it is, I'm in.