@realHamOnWry: 73% of being white is looking like every limb hears a different beat when you're dancing.
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@shawn_spree: My son does this cute thing where he installs games on my phone and then for weeks I get notifications that my village is under attack.
@ValeeGrrl: My son has a play-date today & the mom said to dress him in holiday colors so he's in all black & I'm telling her we worship the dark lord.
@Book_Krazy: THERAPIST: Well, if you know what's good for you... ME: [Holds up hand] "Let me stop you right there"