@realHamOnWry: 73% of being white is looking like every limb hears a different beat when you're dancing.
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@funflaps: [first date with Shrek] Shrek: Where shall we go? Me: Let's go... OGRE THERE hahaha Shrek: I'm going back to my swamp
@sammyrhodes: Saying a prayer for all the turkeys tomorrow. Also the single people with concerned relatives.
@JohnLyonTweets: Safety inspector: I found two major issues with your Death Star. For one thing, there are no railings. Grand Moff Tarkin: We believe railings would detract from the austerity of our bottomless chasms. Safety inspector: That brings us to my second issue...