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@Book_Krazy: Satan: What's that? God: Babies. I made them the sweetest creatures in the universe. Satan: I see. *invents screaming* God: lol good one!
@Thynebear: "Is your refrigerator running?" "My fridge used to run every day, but ever since he started smoking marijuana he just lays on the couch."