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@jergarl: [7am]

*drinks 19 cups of coffee for work

*can't stay awake

[9pm]

*takes a sip of coffee

[2am]

I should vacuum the dog

[7am]

*drinks 19 cups of coffee for work

*can’t stay awake

[9pm]

*takes a sip of coffee

[2am]

I should vacuum the dog

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