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@ericsshadow: 7yr old: The Tooth Fairy didn't come last night. *wipes tear*

Me: Sorry sweetie, she probably got drunk and passed out on the couch.

7yr old: The Tooth Fairy didn’t come last night.  *wipes tear*

Me: Sorry sweetie, she probably got drunk and passed out on the couch.

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