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@PS_IRuddYou: 7yr old: What's 10+10+10+25+25+5+1+1?
@ladyfiredancer: When I was younger MTV actually played videos. That's what the M stands for. Music. Not Maternity, Motherhood or Moron.
@clindsaysway: I like to make a guy feel welcome in the morning by surrounding him with stuffed animals while he sleeps.
@breeinthestee: Yay it's payday!
That was short lived.
@ArfMeasures: *watches Planet Of The Apes*
Ugh it's so unrealistic that dumb creatures would rule the planet
*watches the news*
@AndyAsAdjective: *starts watching Top Gun*
*seriously hopes Goose doesn't die this time*