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@AsgardianRose: 8: I'm gonna marry someone who likes a different cereal than I do, so he won't eat all my favorite cereal.

Me: Sounds pretty legit.

8: I’m gonna marry someone who likes a different cereal than I do, so he won’t eat all my favorite cereal. 

Me: Sounds pretty legit.

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