@RachaelHoops: *8 months later*
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@MariyaAlexander: Your Harvard education doesn't make me respect you more - it makes me respect Harvard less.
@jwoodham: DIET TIP: You are what you eat. Do you really want to be celery? C'mon. Not even celery wants to be celery.
@UncleDuke1969: Eve: I got an Apple. Adam: ... Eve: ... Adam: ... Eve: What? Adam: I thought we'd decided on Android. Eve: The serpent said this was better.