@eliserose5: 8 out of 6 people think I'm terrible at math.
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@sixthformpoet: The tragedy of Scooby-Doo is that whoever kept supplying criminals with such realistic prosthetic masks was never caught.
@bengulate: My signature move is falling in love with a beautiful girl, then giving her really good advice on how to date someone else.
@AndyAsAdjective: I lied. There was no crime. I just wanted to see how long it would take the police sketch artist to realize I was describing Patrick Swayze.