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@Leslie_Annie: 8 yr old: mommy, why are you laying on the floor?

Me: I just did 438 sit ups.

8: sounds legit.

I've taught her well.

8 yr old: mommy, why are you laying on the floor?

Me: I just did 438 sit ups. 

8: sounds legit. 

I’ve taught her well.

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