@1_swarthy_dude: 83% of white folks stressing about their court dates are referring to tennis.
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@markydoodoo: Ever try spreading really cold butter on toast? I'm like the human version of that.
@SondraDeeMe: [job interview] What experience do you have plucking chickens? Me: See all those hairs on my chin? No. Me: Exactly.
@david8hughes: [interrogation] "What do u do for a living?" Jewel thief. "Louder for the tape." [leans in] Cool beef. I bring hot beef down in temperature.
@AntozWolf: "You the bomb" "No you the bomb"....- A compliment in America.An argument in the Middle East.