@1_swarthy_dude: 83% of white folks stressing about their court dates are referring to tennis.
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@ericsshadow: 20 yr old mom: my child is my life I would give my own life for him 40 yr old mom: GET OFF THE INTERNET RIGHT NOW OR I WILL END YOU
@stephenfry: Dr. Batty was such a responsible doctor. We could all learn from his example & not give cigarettes to the under-6s
@sageboggs: "OH MY SWEET GOD BE CAREFUL. OH- OH MY DEAr LORD GOD. HOW? HOW??" -me watching gymnastics