@jergarl: 87% of my day is spent remembering my kids names and my anniversary and stuff and the other 57% is trying to do math.
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@TheBoydP: Give me Players for $500 Alex "When you lose the game because you don't have any moves" What is checkmate? "Wrong! What is your sex life"
@Mellicubed: My fire alarm just went off because I took my shower. Ya, I know I'm hot when I'm naked, but come on now, let's all just calm down.