@ch000ch: 9-1-1 help, someone buried me alive *looks at phone* christ, and there's no wifi
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@notacroc: [spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is antonym ME: synonym JUDGE: no you have to spell it, not give an example ME: *lips on mic* i-t
@bobvulfov: COP: u were swerving a lot so i have to conduct a sobriety test ME: ok COP: lets get taco bell ME: no COP: text ur ex ME: no COP: ok ur good
@KayRants: If you send multiple one sentence texts, I will mail a raccoon to your face I'm not kidding.