@ch000ch: 9-1-1 help, someone buried me alive *looks at phone* christ, and there's no wifi
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@bromanconsul: met the cutest girl today. her eyes were gentle, like the light from a phone screen and her smile glowed, like the light from a phone screen
@i_love_fudge: Somewhere in a parallel universe, I hope there's a giant dog with a tiny woman in her purse.