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@Erma_H_Gersh: 9: "Mom, that's a pretty necklace. Can I have it?"
Me: "No, I got it as a gift."
9: "Well, can I have it when you die, then?"

9: “Mom, that’s a pretty necklace. Can I have it?”
Me: “No, I got it as a gift.”
9: “Well, can I have it when you die, then?”

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