@ericonederful: 90% of owning a dog is telling it to stop barking.
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@BuckyIsotope: When you gaze into the abyss sometimes the abyss pats you gently on the hand and says she's just not that into you.
@Rollinintheseat: Please, person who just said "libary", tell me more about what an avid reader you are.
@trevso_electric: If you want to know what a girl will look like in 30 years, stop talking to her and show up to her house in 30 years to check on her.
@TheBoydP: To take full advantage of the never answer calls from an unknown number rule, you should also never assign names to numbers in your phone.