@ericonederful: 90% of owning a dog is telling it to stop barking.
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@MyPornKhan: I'm a married white male; my forefathers saw to it that I'm not allowed to be offended by anything.
@LizHackett: When I was a teen, my parents talked to me about safe sex. I'm having the same talk with them about the Reply All button.
@PopSlapFunk: 5: "Dad, to be the man of the house, you need to wear pants." Me: ... 5: ... Me: "It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. Job's all yours."