@ericonederful: 90% of owning a dog is telling it to stop barking.
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@rocknthepurple: I've never played Jenga, but I have had to extricate myself from a sleeping toddler in my bed, so I think I could handle it.
@wolfpupy: why dont they ever have plagues of endangered animals, like a plague of panda bears. oh no our entire bamboo crop is gone haha
@dhumann: Psychiatrist: "Your check bounced and was returned for insufficient funds." Me: "So how does that make you feel?"