@LurkAtHomeMom: 90% of parenting a little girl is chasing her around the house with a hair brush and a ponytail holder.
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@Playing_Dad: Teacher: Does anyone have questions? Me: If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner? T: Holy Shit
@apollilaire: hello id like a reservation for two. also what is yr policy on cats. i wanna bring like seven cats. ive practiced fitting them on one chair
@BlindChow: Your honor, may I approach the bench? "You may." *walks up to bench* *boops judge's nose*
@BiIIMurray: I think abs are for guys that don’t have the confidence to wear a nice T-shirt to the pool.