@Crunk_Jews: 90% of parenting is just screaming at your kids to stop screaming.
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@LindaInDisguise: The worst walk of shame is the one back onto the crowded elevator after getting out on the wrong floor.
@OBiiieeee: i thought i heard a dog approaching but it was just some hot girl's keys jingling. i fixed my hair for nothing
@Reverend_Scott: [Russian class] Um, why did I fail this test? Teacher: You just wrote in English and added "ski" to the end of the words... I knowski.
@ScreaminZeman: I hate you more than the guy that raised his hand after the teacher said we could all go early if there are no more questions.