@Crunk_Jews: 90% of parenting is just screaming at your kids to stop screaming.
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@yonewt: Is it that you think I can't eat this rotisserie chicken with my bare hands while driving 75 mph, or that I won't? Either way, you're wrong.
@tarashoe: ah, mercury's going retrograde, that explains why i accidentally squandered my entire youth
@JasonLastname: I've done hundreds of crossword puzzles over the years, but just this morning I noticed they provide clues.