@Scimommy: 90% of parenting older kids is making sure they're not in the same room when they have to do homework.
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@simoncholland: You realize kids in other countries make Air Jordan's and iPhones right? -Me responding poorly to my kid's homemade Father's Day gifts.
@SomthinBoutSara: Just watched a guy in a shirt that read "Jedi I am" trip on a curb and fall. Jedi you are not sir
@DaveWeasel: If your new boyfriend carved your initials into a tree on your first date, let the fact he brought a knife be a sign of things to come.
@SamGrittner: If you could have dinner with any person, living or dead what Arby's would you go to?