@NightValeRadio: 90% of your body is water. 6% is delusion. 4% is lies.
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@TheBeerGuy73: I'm skipping the gym today because I already have a six pack... waiting for me in the fridge at home.
@3sunzzz: In high school I carried around a pocket full of Barbie doll heads. Then when boys asked me for a little head, I gave them one.
@Scdavis24: Getting back with your ex is like taking a shower and putting back on your dirty underwear.
@CloydRivers: I do 8 sit-ups every mornin'. Might not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button. Merica.