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@RobocopLust: 911: 911. What's your emergency?

Me: I'm bleeding profusely.

911: Sir, this line is reserved for joke formats.

Me: ...

911: 911. What’s your emergency?

Me: I’m bleeding profusely.

911: Sir, this line is reserved for joke formats.

Me: …

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