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@juanadog: 911: 911, What's your emergency?

Me: It's John again.

911: John, seriously!!!

Me: I know. I know. Just an ambulance if possible. No cops.

911: 911, What’s your emergency?

Me: It’s John again.

911: John, seriously!!!

Me: I know. I know. Just an ambulance if possible. No cops.

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