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@david8hughes: "911? Help, my house is burning down!"
"Sir, we're sending the fire brigade right now."
"I HAVE ENOUGH FIRE I DON'T NEED A BRIGADE OF IT."

“911? Help, my house is burning down!”
“Sir, we’re sending the fire brigade right now.”
“I HAVE ENOUGH FIRE I DON’T NEED A BRIGADE OF IT.”

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