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@Petote: 911! I just murdered a bunch of people
911: omg on purpose?
Hang on lemme ask,
did I murder anyone by mistake?..
No one is answering, So..

911! I just murdered a bunch of people
911: omg on purpose? 
Hang on lemme ask, 
did I murder anyone by mistake?..
No one is answering, So..

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