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@mrsmith196645: 911: What is your emergency.
M: I need to report a home invasion. This woman looks like my mother in law but she's smiling. Please hurry.

911: What is your emergency. 
M:  I need to report a home invasion. This woman looks like my mother in law but she’s smiling. Please hurry.

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