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@Amazon_Blonde: 911 what is your emergency?

Me: "My 6 year old hasn't stopped talking since he got home"

911: "stay calm ma..

Me: MY EARS ARE BLEEDING

911 what is your emergency? 

Me: “My 6 year old hasn’t stopped talking since he got home”

911: “stay calm ma.. 

Me: MY EARS ARE BLEEDING

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