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@mdob11: 911: what is your emergency?
Me: HE READ BUT DIDN'T REPLY
@Brentweets: Need WebMD
@SchlubbyHubby: Lately I'm very optimistic about the future of my marriage...
I caught my husband on Tinder, so hopefully he'll meet somebody... soon...
@okimstillhungry: Smoke detector: IS THAT A FIRE I SMELL
Me: No I'm making baco-
Smoke detector: IM A HERO
@themorris23: Is it just me, or do toasters have like 4 settings too many? They should have 1 setting that reads: "Toast"