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@mattZillaaaa: "911, what is your emergency?"

Yes I can't hear my television

"Sir, this is not an emer-"

Someone keeps screaming "HELP ME!!" next door

“911, what is your emergency?”

Yes I can’t hear my television 

“Sir, this is not an emer-”

Someone keeps screaming “HELP ME!!” next door

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