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@KalvinMacleod: 911 what's the emergency?

"How do u unburn pizza?"

U burnt a pizza

"Yes"

I'll send a squad car

"Ok will they help?"

No ur under arrest

911 what’s the emergency?

“How do u unburn pizza?”

U burnt a pizza

“Yes”

I’ll send a squad car

“Ok will they help?”

No ur under arrest

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