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@iamburtjarvis: "911, what's the emergency?"

we were robbed. they stole the wireless router

"calm down"

also they shot my grandma or something. not sure

“911, what’s the emergency?”

we were robbed. they stole the wireless router

“calm down”

also they shot my grandma or something. not sure

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