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@FrogAvalanche: 911: Whats ur emergency?
"OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-"
911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service-
"-of my sons mouth."

911: Whats ur emergency?
“OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-”
911: Ma’am, this is an emergency only service-
“-of my sons mouth.”

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