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@Reverend_Scott: 911: What's your emer-
She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day!
911: And you didn't?
No!
911: Placing you in protective custody.

911: What’s your emer-
She said don’t get her anything for Valentine’s Day!
911: And you didn’t?
No!
911: Placing you in protective custody.

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