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@SamuelHLowe: - 911, what's your emergency?
- My nephew just swallowed a lighter!
- What's your address?
- Never mind, I found some matches.

– 911, what’s your emergency?
– My nephew just swallowed a lighter! 
– What’s your address?
– Never mind, I found some matches.

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