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@GABBYdaAngSaya: 911: What's your emergency, sir?
Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being-
911: Please don't do this, sir
M: AbDUCKted!
911: *hangs up*

911: What’s your emergency, sir?
Me: I’m being taken away by ducks! I’m being-
911: Please don’t do this, sir
M: AbDUCKted!
911: *hangs up*

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