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@laurenreeves: "911, what's your emergency?"
"Hi. Long time listener, first time caller."
"That's really funny."
"Thank you. Anyways, I'm being stabbed."

“911, what’s your emergency?”
“Hi. Long time listener, first time caller.”
“That’s really funny.”
“Thank you. Anyways, I’m being stabbed.”

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