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@daemonic3: 911: What's your emergency?

"I put the Ford in affordable housing."

911: Are you flirting?

"No I crashed into some apartments. SEND HELP"

911: What’s your emergency?

“I put the Ford in affordable housing.”

911: Are you flirting?

“No I crashed into some apartments. SEND HELP”

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