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@LaziestCanine: "911 what's your emergency"
IM DYING
"what happened"
I GOT STABBED LIKE 3 TIMES
"lol pics or didn't happen"

“911 what’s your emergency”
IM DYING
“what happened”
I GOT STABBED LIKE 3 TIMES
“lol pics or didn’t happen”

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