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@notbedelia: 911: what's your emergency?

M: I'm out of ketchup.

911: miss I don't think u get how 911 works.

M: I DONT THINK U GET HOW HOT DOGS WORK

911: what’s your emergency?

M: I’m out of ketchup. 

911: miss I don’t think u get how 911 works. 

M: I DONT THINK U GET HOW HOT DOGS WORK

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