@pakalupapito: I wish that my money would have sex in my wallet and multiply

@lalenguafuerte: Rihanna says, "chains & whips excite me." I doubt her ancestors felt the same way...

@tayandmae: My boyfriend and I got couples tattoos today!!!! PLEASE do not tell my husband

@_ElvishPresley_: Guardians of the Galaxy was pretty good, I just wish they did a better job explaining which character was Groot

@SCbchbum: Before sprinting towards the elevator, ask yourself, “Am I hot enough to make them hold the door?”