@alfageeek: Fun fact: if you say “I did the math,” nobody argues with you because they don't want to have to redo the math themselves.
@JediGigi: M:$50 on the ginger with face tattoos
H: Ma'am those aren't tattoos, they're freckles and you can't bet on a 6th grade spelling bee
@J_Mainwaring69: *Judge raises hammer* "I SENTENCE YOU TO LIFE" -*defendant chuckles* "I'm already alive you MORON!"
@1evilidiot: Don't be fooled by looks, butterflies taste just like moths.
@Parentpains: Date: "I don't like Taco Bell."
*Pushes her in front of a bus.*
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