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@Ms612: 911: What's your emergency?

Me: Are you guys hiring?

911: This is an emergency line.

Me: No shit. Why do you think I'm calling?

911: What’s your emergency?

Me: Are you guys hiring? 

911: This is an emergency line. 

Me: No shit. Why do you think I’m calling?

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