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@BareChesty: 911: What's your emergency?
Me: Hunting accident. I think my friend is dead
911: Can you verify that he's dead?
*gunshot*
Me: Yep, he's dead

911: What’s your emergency?
Me: Hunting accident. I think my friend is dead
911: Can you verify that he’s dead?
*gunshot*
Me: Yep, he’s dead

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