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@Book_Krazy: 911 What's your emergency

Me: I'm calling to complain about the quality of this cocaine

911: The police are on their way

Me: Thanks

911 What’s your emergency

Me: I’m calling to complain about the quality of this cocaine 

911: The police are on their way 

Me: Thanks

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